WANTED

[Officer Korruptke]

Have you seen these girls? They are wanted in connection wtih a string of brutal Tuesday night attacks in Queens. They are rumored to be planning an all-out assault on Brooklyn this Saturday night.



If you see them, please call.

[Intern L. Bleeding]

Awesome

[Audrey Scorne]

This is so cool!

[Lady Refstrike]

I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.

[Cruel Hand Luke]

I love the name too!

[Officer Korruptke]

I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.

Officer Korruptke certainly knows you. You love pigs, after all.

[Ana Bollocks]

Hey, Officer Korruptke - korrupt you!!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[Bobby Narco]

I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.

On the off chance you're serious, it refers to a song from West Side Story.

Unless you actually meant you didn't know *who* the author is. In which case, neither do I.

[Casey Strangle]

Yes, really like this wanted poster.
One question. What is up with Razor's dingy toothbrush?

[Straight Razor]

One question. What is up with Razor's dingy toothbrush?

Ask your drowning sailorettes on Saturday night.

[Lady Refstrike]

I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.

On the off chance you're serious, it refers to a song from West Side Story.

Unless you actually meant you didn't know *who* the author is. In which case, neither do I.

Indeed I know who Officer Krupke is. Like any good lady, I'm well versed in stage musicals (and bad puns). But, unless memory fails, I've yet to shake the hand of our dear Sergeant.