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Postby Officer Korruptke » 05.12.09 4:04PM

Have you seen these girls? They are wanted in connection wtih a string of brutal Tuesday night attacks in Queens. They are rumored to be planning an all-out assault on Brooklyn this Saturday night.

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If you see them, please call.
Dear kindly Officer Korruptke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
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Postby Intern L. Bleeding » 05.12.09 4:12PM

Awesome
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Postby Audrey Scorne » 05.12.09 4:45PM

This is so cool!
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Postby Lady Refstrike » 05.12.09 10:14PM

I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.
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Postby Cruel Hand Luke » 05.12.09 10:32PM

I love the name too!
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Postby Officer Korruptke » 05.12.09 10:34PM

Lady Refstrike wrote:I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.


Officer Korruptke certainly knows you. You love pigs, after all.
Dear kindly Officer Korruptke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
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Postby Ana Bollocks » 05.13.09 12:30PM

Hey, Officer Korruptke - korrupt you!!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
"Awww... I put the ear in the testicle bucket."
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Postby Bobby Narco » 05.13.09 4:16PM

Lady Refstrike wrote:I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.


On the off chance you're serious, it refers to a song from West Side Story.

Unless you actually meant you didn't know *who* the author is. In which case, neither do I.
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Postby Casey Strangle » 05.13.09 4:24PM

Yes, really like this wanted poster.
One question. What is up with Razor's dingy toothbrush?
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Postby Straight Razor » 05.13.09 4:46PM

Casey Strangle wrote:One question. What is up with Razor's dingy toothbrush?


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Ask your drowning sailorettes on Saturday night.
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Postby Lady Refstrike » 05.13.09 5:21PM

Bobby Narco wrote:
Lady Refstrike wrote:I don't know who Officer Korruptke is, but BOY do I like that name.


On the off chance you're serious, it refers to a song from West Side Story.

Unless you actually meant you didn't know *who* the author is. In which case, neither do I.


Indeed I know who Officer Krupke is. Like any good lady, I'm well versed in stage musicals (and bad puns). But, unless memory fails, I've yet to shake the hand of our dear Sergeant.
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