the Jailhouse Rockettes ROCK!

[Sweet Sherry Pie]

Ladies and Matt Lock,

On behalf of the Mayhem I would just like to say how awesome you all are!

Thank you thank you thank you

for all the locker room love, where i got the LARGEST BANANA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

for riling up our stellar crowd

and for playing along with all our wonderful pre-game shenanigans.

that's right. i said shenanigans.

you rock!

[Em Dash]

I totally second that! Thank you for putting so much time and energy and heart into supporting us.

[Sandra Day O'Bomber]

It's easy to cheer so hard for the BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

GO MAYHEM!!!! WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!!!