- Experience:
- 2 Seasons
- Transactions:
- Joined GGRD in May 2007 as a stats volunteer. Has skated with the New York Shock Exchange since 2007.



“If sobriety is not wrong, nothing is wrong.”
- Likes
Reducing roller derby to a series of mathematical formulas.
- Dislikes
Secessionists
- Background
Abe was introduced to roller derby by actuaries in Chicago, IL. As far as he knows, this is the only way one can become a roller derby manager. He has skated with New York Shock Exchange since June 2007 and was a statistician and announcer for Chicago's Chi-Town Sirens in 2006-07.
