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2009 Five Borough Furies - Winners!

The Gotham Girls and their fans packed the Canal Room last night to bid farewell to the 2009 season.  The Five Borough Furies awards ceremony featured laughs, tears, drinks, dancing, and celebration. 

And who took home this year's hardware?  Winners are displayed in bold below.

STATISTICAL AWARDS - "THE SMACKEES"
Based on regular season intra-league play

Cleanest Player
(most jams per trips to the penalty box)
3) Knockturn Ali (Queens): 1 box trip in 34 jams
2) Suzy Hotrod (Queens): 1 box trip in 35 jams
1) Care Bear Scare (Bronx): 0 box trips in 30 jams

Best +/- Blocking Margin
(team points scored minus team points surrendered per jam in which you block)
3) Brigitte Barhot (Bronx): +1.7 point margin per jam
2) nameLes (Brooklyn): +2.0 point margin per jam
1) Luna Impact (Bronx): +2.1 point margin per jam

Most Points Scored as Jammer
3) Luna Impact (Bronx): 115 points
2) Bonnie Thunders (Bronx): 139 points
1) Em Dash (Manhattan): 178 points

POLLED AWARDS

2009 BEST JAMMER
Bonnie Thunders (Bronx)
Em Dash (Manhattan)
Polly Gone (Manhattan)
Suzy Hotrod (Queens)

2009 BEST PIVOT
Ana Bollocks (Queens)
Hela Skelter (Brooklyn)
Kandy Kakes (Bronx)
Sweet Sherry Pie (Manhattan)

2009 BEST BLOCKER
Donna Matrix (Queens)
Fisti Cuffs (Manhattan)
Hela Skelter (Brooklyn)
Polly Gone (Manhattan)

2009 LEAGUE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
Bonnie Thunders (Bronx)
Fisti Cuffs (Manhattan)
Suzy Hotrod (Queens)
Sweet Sherry Pie (Manhattan)

2009 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Bitch Cassidy (Brooklyn)
Knockturn Ali (Queens)
OMG WTF (Brooklyn)
Steel Magnolia (Queens)

2009 MOST VERSATILE
Fisti Cuffs (Manhattan)
Polly Gone (Manhattan)
Papierschnitt (Brooklyn)
Suzy Hotrod (Queens)

2009 MOST UNDERRATED
Barbara Ambush (Brooklyn)
Dainty Inferno (Bronx)
Haulin' Cass (Queens)
Papierschnitt (Brooklyn)

2009 MOST IMPROVED PLAYER
Dainty Inferno (Bronx)
Greta Turbo (Queens)
Knockturn Ali (Queens)
Papierschnitt (Brooklyn)

2009 BEST BLOCKING WALL
Ana Bollocks and Donna Matrix (Queens)
Brigitte Barhot and Kandy Kakes (Bronx)
Hela Skelter and Papierschnitt (Brooklyn)
Fisti Cuffs and Sweet Sherry Pie (Manhattan)

2009 C.A.N.T. S.L.E.E.P. AWARD
The "Crass Award for Never-Tiring Support for the League with Endless Enthusiasm and Positivity," named for league founder Chassis Crass.
Ginger Snap (Bronx)
Greta Turbo (Queens)
Surly Temple (Manhattan)
Hambone (Referee)

BEST ATTITUDE
Haulin' Cass (Queens)

MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A REFEREE
Speed McQueen (Bronx)

MOST LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Lucille Ballistic (Manhattan)

MANHATTAN MVP
Tie - Fisti Cuffs and Sweet Sherry Pie

BRONX MVP
Luna Impact

QUEENS MVP
Suzy Hotrod

BROOKLYN MVP
Papierschnitt

WALL STREET TRAITORS MVP
Luna Impact

ALL-STARS MVP
Bonnie Thunders

PHOTOGRAPHY NOMINEES
(nominee gallery forthcoming)

Jammer Photo
Tizoc Gomez
Tom Igoe
Darren Mayhem

Pack Photo
Darren Mayhem
Darren Mayhem
Darren Mayhem

Crowd/Ambience Photo
Matt Costa
Chris Chin
Darren Mayhem

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees -- see you on the track in Spring 2010!