Miss American Thighs

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Miss American Thighs
Primary Position:
Blocker

Experience:
2 Seasons

Miss American Thighs
“Yes, it's true. I will shake you all night long.”
Likes

Fast Machines, Keeping her motor clean, setting stuff on fire, and Bacon

Dislikes

people who litter - they will all be hip checked

Athletic Background

Thighs' athletic background includes little between 1988 and 2008, aside from jogging a few laps and participation in her neighborhood bar softball league.  When she attended her first bout, she became a derby addict, and couldn't live with just a taste. Prior to 1988, she skated at the local rink in Saturday nights looking for cute boys with feathered hair to do moonlight skate.  She also played softball, volleyball, basketball and track.  None of these sports allowed her to check or deliver can openers, thus being sub par.

**Headshot by Jean Schwarzwalder.