Mistress of the Knife

Sexy schooners, marlin spikes, mix tapes, roller skates, seine twine, dark chocolate, dark rum, shaking reefs, wearing as many colors as possible

Trustafarians, technology, knots without slippery hitches when they should have them, ego trippers, people who shout "yar" and call me a pirate

Knife played little league football and did freestyle roller skating as a kid. In high school, she played tennis, volleyball, and 4 years of varsity, travel, indoor and league soccer. In college she played indoor soccer with CCS Peacocks, and was fierce and arguably feral. 

Knife skated as a special guest with the Queens of Pain in September 2009.

Knife grew up in a little bit of everywhere in Michigan. She went to school at the CCS in Detroit where she started skating derby. When her art school sold out, she dropped out and went to sea. She's been sailing tall ships up and down the East Coast, fitting skating in wherever she can.