Suzy Hotrod
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- Captain:
- Queens of Pain
- Primary Position:
- Jammer
- Experience:
- 6 Seasons
- Transactions:
- Suzy has been with the league since the very beginning, May 2004. "It's getting pretty serious, they're wearing pads and helmets." -CC Bullets
- Likes
presents, attempting to turn roller derby trips into vacations, dream boats in black jeans and black converse, visiting Stevie Kicks' Fajita Roundup to see Stevie's reflection in a big pile of nachos.
- Dislikes
Dippin Dots, knowledge of fine wine, & vintage cameras
- Athletic Background
Aggressive wall holding at roller skating birthday parties. Hotrod holds a certificate for "Athletic Achievement in the area of Marching Band." Years of training being the only girl in the mosh pit.
- Bio
Suzy is tattooed, wears signature war paint under her eyes and red lipstick. Host of the gun show. She plays guitar in a punk band called Kissy Kamikaze when she's not skating. Her signature move is the Pop Tart. She has been known to score points. She personally identifies with the leadership skills of Jimmy Dugan and trains her home team in the montage style of Rocky IV. She blocks on her birthday. She is known by many aliases: Suzy Horchata, Stabby Hotdog, Suzy Hotdog, Suzy Hotmom, Suzy HighTops, Suzy "blank check" Hotrod, Scabby Hottub, Skippy Hopscotch, Suzy Hotface, Suzy Musle Car, Suzy Hater Hotrod.